Relax….

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There was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat watermelons. After some careful thought he came up with a clever idea that he thought would scare the kids away for sure. So he made up the sign and posted it in the field. The next day the kids show up and they see this sign, it says “Warning!! One of the watermelons in this field has been injected with cyanide.”
So the kids run off, make up their own sign and post it next to the sign that the farmer made. The farmer shows up the next week and when he looks over the field he notices that no watermelons are missing but he notices a new sign next to his. He drives up to the sign which read: “Now there are two”.
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A Soviet journalist walks into the hospital and tells the desk nurse, “I want to see the eye-ear doctor.”

“There is no such doctor” she tells him. “Perhaps you would like to see someone else?”
“No, I need to see an eye-ear doctor,” he says.
“But there is no such doctor,” she replies. “We have doctors for the eyes and doctors for the ear, nose and throat, but no eye-ear doctor.”
No help. He repeats, “I want to see the eye-ear doctor.”
They go around like this for a few minutes and then the nurse says: “Comrade, there is no eye-ear doctor, but if there were one, why would you want to see him?”
“Because,” he replies, “I keep hearing one thing and seeing another.”
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Why was the archaeologist upset?

His job was in ruins!
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Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, is a long word in English with 34 letters.

History 
• This word was used in one of the song in 1964 Disney musical film Mary Poppins.
• This song was written by Sherman Brothers.
• According to Richard M. Sherman, co-writer of the song with his brother, Robert, the word was created by them in two weeks.. Amazing na!
Meaning of the word
super- “above”, 
cali- “beauty”, 
fragilistic- “delicate”, 
expiali- “to atone”, 
and docious- “educable”,
Becomes >>> “Atoning for educability through delicate beauty.”
but, According to film, it is defined as “something to say when you have nothing to say”
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