How Logical is the English Language?

* The market garden was designed to produce produce.
* The city tip was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
* In the boat, a row erupted amongst the oarsmen about how to row.
* The nurse wound the crepe bandage around the wound.
* Dessie decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
* Chloe was too close to the door to close it.
* When Ted saw the tear in the painting he shed a tear.
* How can I intimate my thoughts to my most intimate friend?
* Sherrie shed her shoes in the shed.
* In terms of weight lead is in the lead.
* Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
* When the stars are out they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.
* Why do our noses run but our feet smell?
* I did not object to the object.
* Freddie filled in his form by filling it out.
* Why do performers recite a play, yet play at a recital?


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