Girl: I am not well today; won’t be able to come to meet you…
Boy: Oh! I thought of taking you for shopping today.
Girl: O Dear… I was just joking!
Boy: Me, too…!
Love is like a game of Chess… One wrong move, and you are Married !!!
The only thing, my Mother-in-Law and I agree on, is that:
MY WIFE SHOULD HAVE MARRIED SOMEONE ELSE…!!!
Men were sent on Earth to struggle, AND
Women were sent on Earth to make sure it happens!
Notice on wall of a Church:
Please don’t leave your wives alone here;
they may be kidnapped…
and you may think – “it’s an answer to your Prayers !!”